Can I just say right now I hate PE. I hate it hate it HATE IT.
Do I make myself clear???? RAWRGH!
I'm an nonathletic, unmotivated, happily and admittedly lazy person. Why can't you just LEAVE ME ALONE? I'm not overweight in the least, and I maintain this weight by blissfully doing nothing. I don't need your so-called "physical education". I educate myself by telling myself that as long as my metabolism is this way I'm not going to worry about it, and when it reverses I'm either going to:
a.) Get lipo
b.) Stop caring
c.) Whine and complain and do nothing, then eventually get lipo.
I do realize none of these is the "right" answer, but oh well.
Anyway, I truly think the pedometer is the most evil man made device on Earth. A RECORD of my not doing anything for 50 minutes? How could you?
But, I have used my superior smartz to "bounce" ever so slightly... over and over and over, while I was supposed to be playing basketball. We needed a minimum of 2500 steps to pass for the day. (yeah, our PE system is on a sort of daily pass/fail basis, instead of using the presidential fitness test scores or whatever...) I got 2589. I really thought I had beaten the technology or something, but I DID really wind up taking all those steps, bouncing or not.
Congratulations, pedometer. You have officially pwned me.
I hate having PE at 7:45 in the morning.
Yes. All will be solved if you just wear pants...
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