My six words:
Oscar Wilde: YUM. Dead men = attractive.
Hi, my name is Rena and I'm a reverse-cougar.
All: Hi, Rena.
Are there support groups for this? Nearly all of my *celebrity* crushes are (at the very least) double my age. Some triple. Some dead. A list, in no particular order. *Hell, it's getting really long, just scroll to the end and then marvel at the length*: (Don't judge me... it's not like I'm going to stalk the not dead ones, or go after any average, nonfamous grandfatherly-aged dude. Because that would just be scary. Self: Oh, right, like THIS isn't... Self: Why must you talk to me while I'm blogging? When typed it looks even weirder. On with the list!)
Any of member of Monty Python
Charlie McDonnell (from the Internet.)
Tyler Oakley (also from the Internet)
Helena Bonham Carter
Neil Patrick Harris
British sexy Jesus. I've said this before and I will say it again. BRITISH. JESUS. IS. HOT. It sounds so, so wrong... but so, so attractive.
Matthew Broderick. (Compared to that last one, this seems a bit anticlimactic...)