Age IN-appropriate crushes

My six words:

Oscar Wilde: YUM. Dead men = attractive.

Hi, my name is Rena and I'm a reverse-cougar.

All: Hi, Rena.

Are there support groups for this? Nearly all of my *celebrity* crushes are (at the very least) double my age. Some triple. Some dead. A list, in no particular order. *Hell, it's getting really long, just scroll to the end and then marvel at the length*: (Don't judge me... it's not like I'm going to stalk the not dead ones, or go after any average, nonfamous grandfatherly-aged dude. Because that would just be scary. Self: Oh, right, like THIS isn't... Self: Why must you talk to me while I'm blogging? When typed it looks even weirder. On with the list!)

Gregory Peck

Steve Martin

Gene Wilder

Stephen Colbert

Stephen Fry

Jon Stewart

Alan Rickman

Any of member of Monty Python

Hugh Laurie

Victor Garber

Gordon Ramsay

Charlie McDonnell (from the Internet.)

Anderson Cooper

Tyler Oakley (also from the Internet)

Helena Bonham Carter

Ryan Stiles

Neil Gaiman

Hank Green

John Green

Tom Felton

Daniel Radcliffe

Ralph Fiennes

Demitri Martin

Neil Patrick Harris

Julie Andrews

Chris Colfer

Anthony Bourdain

John Lennon

British sexy Jesus. I've said this before and I will say it again. BRITISH. JESUS. IS. HOT. It sounds so, so wrong... but so, so attractive.

Matthew Broderick. (Compared to that last one, this seems a bit anticlimactic...)